Practice Run
by Todd Dillard
Walking home from school I heard a kitten crying in a tree,
its body braced against a switch-thin limb.
I climbed up and took off my shirt.
I had this idea I could make a net out of it,
cast it over the kitten and drag it to safety–
but as I inched across the branch I slipped
and the shirt drifted to the grass below.
I kicked off my shoes and slid out of my jeans.
I thought maybe, if I laid them across the limb,
the kitten would crawl onto a leg and I
could tug it towards me on a denim sleigh.
But the kitten leapt, raked my stomach,
and lunged down the trunk. I grabbed the branch and
let go of my pants, which crumpled beside my shirt.
That’s when I heard girls on the sidewalk
talking. Something about Ms. Nevasham’s homework.
I had barely hid against the trunk when
Penelope from my class saw my clothes and screamed.
“The Rapture! Someone’s been yanked to heaven!”
The girls argued. How could it be the Rapture
if they were still here? How could someone
with a mustard-stained t-shirt go before them?
It was one of those moments when the world turns
away, no cars hushing down side streets,
no airplanes puncturing clouds, all the dogs busy
eating, all the wolves silently mourning the new moon.
“Why are we so alone?” Penelope asked
in a voice like a train pulling away.
“Hi sorry,” I called from behind the tree.
“I’m an angel. The Rapture hasn’t happened yet.
This was just a practice run. We wanted to
make sure everything is working as intended.”
“Oh,” Penelope said. “Makes sense,” Fatima agreed.
“Is it bad that I’m happy?” Carissa asked.
But then an icy wind unfurled from the woods.
Cold rain shattered on my back, and the girls,
laughing and screaming, ran home.
For the next hour I held on–not crying–
but wishing there was something, someone
who would save me. Years later,
Pen still proclaims: “The end is near!
The angels are just working out the kinks.”
Even as the Rapture arrives, as her body
brims with light and rises above our bed,
she tells me not to worry. “I know a guy,”
she winks. “We’ll get this sorted out.”
And afterwards, like the darkness that follows
prayer, when all the stars are revealed.
Todd Dillard’s work has appeared or is forthcoming in Threepenny Review, American Poetry Review, Southern Review, and elsewhere. His debut collection Ways We Vanish was a finalist for the 2021 Balcones Poetry Award, and his chapbook Ragnorak at the Father-Daughter Dance is available from Variant Literature. He lives outside Philadelphia with his wife and two kids.